Van, Vanna, and yes, Vanarama Ding Dong. All of these I have heard before, and generally answer to.

You can call me anything you want, just don't call me late for dinner

I finally made it to the forums. I've been on the COD4 Freezetag server over the past several weeks, and played with a bunch of clanmembers. Always had an enjoyable time, especially when someone tries to say my name (for the record, Van is fine).