Well at last check
The Jags lost..lol... NO upset
The Pats are out... of the playoffs...
Jones and the Cowboys were a complete joke
And the N.Y. Bretts need a new coach...
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes The Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle It under the arms. Well, Rose is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and She reports for her first day promptly at 8:00 AM. The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's...
Subject: Little Johnny's at it again... > > > A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. >She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, >stand up!' >After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you >think you're stupid, Little Johnny...
Two Ladies Talking in Heaven .......... 1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda. 2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die? 1st woman: I froze to death. 2nd woman: How horrible! 1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful deat...