Thanks Izzy! Not to sound like a recruiter here but I bet you would look great in a set of {ESC} tags. You would love it here, were all nutssss!

Moma I didnt know you still had that vechicle.

5 rules for men to follow for a happy life 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, and cleans up 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman you can trust and who doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a wom...

JENNY CRAIG FOR MEN A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces ...

Welcome, & stop shooting & knifing me God Da**it

Howdy, my redneck brother from another mother!

Good job Thumper!!! Glad Chief wasnt involved in this process.

it's ok, it looks like a good thing.

I am not a hooker at all. I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

Yes I know it was directed @ Moma