this funny and true

[Badger]

From the Daily News comes this story of a Leicester couple who drove
> their car to ASDA, only to have their car break down in the car park.
>
> The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
> car.
> The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
>
>
>
> On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from
> under the chassis.
>
>
> Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants
> turned his private parts into glaringly public ones.
>
> Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
> quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into
> place.
>
>
> On regaining her feet, she looked cross the bonnet and found herself
> sta ring at her husband who was standing idly by.
>
>
> The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead

[{ESC}Mikey]

DOH! OOPS! Rofl