The rules of bedroom golf!

[Badger]

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1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play.

2. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole.

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and
keep the balls out.

4. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course
owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins.

5. Course owners reserve the right to restrict club length to avoid
damage to the hole.

6. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until
the course owner is satisfied that play is completed. Failure to do so
may result in being denied permission to play the course again.

7. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediately upon
arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to
admire the entire course with special attention to well formed bunkers.

8. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played,
or are currently playing, to the owner of the course being played. Upset
course owners have been known to damage players equipment for this
reason.

9. Players are encouraged to bring proper rain gear for their own
protection.

10. Players should ensure themselves that their match has been properly
scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first
time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover
someone else playing on what they considered to be a private course.

11. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at tall
times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be
temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in
this situation. More advanced players will find alternative means of play
when this is the case.

12. The course owners is responsible for manicuring and pruning any bush
around the hole to allow for improved viewing of alignment with, and
approach to the hole.

13. Players are advised to obtain the course owners permission before
attempting to play the back nine.

14. Slow play is encouraged. However, players should be prepared to
proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the course owners
request.

15. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play
the same hole several times in one match.

[{ESC}Headcase]

I didn't catch on til #7.
The one about the last nine made me cringe.

#16: On occasions, the weather may permit that the player bring his own hydration. Should a drought occur, the course owner may not be able to provide sufficient hydration for the player. It is thus important to stay away from holes surrounded by sand bunkers.

[LordGleedo]

3. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and
keep the balls out.

lol What! No tea baggin'? :toetap: :ebiggrin:

[{ESC}Mikey]

GoLF two in the hole is better than one out.