Two Sisters

[{ESC}Mikey]

Two nuns, Sister Colleen and Sister Lucy, are traveling through Europe in their car.

They get to Transylvania and are stopped at a traffic light. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a tiny little Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses at them through the windshield.

'Quick, quick!' shouts Sister Colleen. 'What shall we do?'

'Turn the windshield wipers on. That will get rid of the abomination!' says Sister Lucy.

Sister Colleen switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

'What shall I do now?!' she shouts.

'Switch on the windshield washer. I filled it up with Holy Water at the Vatican ,' says Sister Lucy.

Sister Colleen turns on the windshield washer.

Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.

'Now what?!' shouts Sister Colleen.

'Show him your cross!' says Sister Lucy.

'Now you're talking!' says Sister Colleen.

She opens the window and shouts,

'Get the hell off the car!'

[{ESC}Tater-Salad]

Good one Mikey!

[{ESC}Lager]

and I thought that crap only happened to me !!!!

Good one Mikey !!