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{ESC}Irish687
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JENNY CRAIG FOR MEN

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.

The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike
running shoes and a sign around her neck.

She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later
huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost
10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.

The next day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
stunning,
beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing
nothing but
Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, 'If you catch
me you can have me'.

Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. This girl is in excellent
shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days,
the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better
shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers
that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
pound program.
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most
rigorous program.'

'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a
huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and
a sign around his neck that reads, 'If I catch you, you're mine.'

He lost 63 pounds that week.
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Run TATER run........ :coffee_spray: :popcorn: :popcorn:
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ROFL .... :coffee_spray:

Tater you under a hundred pounds yet ?
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:) lol that is too funny :)
Follow truth or stutter through a lie,
Will to push or give up and fall behind,
Live with peace or nurture your tragic life,
Bite the bullet or swallow it whole
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:zoom: run time :)
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