Current Worlds Fastest Laptop. Hold on to your knickers

[ScRiPt3r]

that looks nice, but i think im gonna go ahead and go for this one:

here is a 2 part review on it and for around 1500, i dont think ill be going wrong...
:sit :sit

[{ESC}Mikey]

Oh AH .... Scripter Nice ! Can't go wrong with ASUS


I am drooling Lane

[{ESC}Tater-Salad]

Oh AH .... Scripter Nice ! Can't go wrong with ASUS


I am drooling Lane

Hehe Mikey said can't go wrong with ASUS........oh wait there is no u in ass ............. oh well :banghead: :banghead:

[{ESC}Betty_Boop]

Oh AH .... Scripter Nice ! Can't go wrong with ASUS


I am drooling Lane

Hehe Mikey said can't go wrong with ASUS........oh wait there is no u in ass ............. oh well :banghead: :banghead:

Unless you're in prison...then it's ur a@#....your cellmate Bubba sez, "You do the laundry and then I do YOU!"

:sit

[P!MP]

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But Betty r u sayin u would fuck him in the ass?

[{ESC}Tater-Salad]

:36_11_23: Not my arse no way......no how :36_11_23:

[ScRiPt3r]

this computer geek who loves playing online games and had a hand in an extremely popular clan based gaming website was convicted of a computer crime and was sentenced to 5 years hard time.

when he got to the cell, he saw it was a 2 man cell, but his cellmate was not around.

the longer he was in there waiting to meet who would be his roomie for the next 5 years of his life, the more nervous he got.

when his roommate finally made it back to the cell, he saw that he was a 6'9" 355# bald headed musclebound dewd wearing a pink scarf, and he just knew he was in trouble.

he nervously introduced himself and said; "hello sir. my name is Tater, and i will be your roomie for the next five years."

the cellmate replied: "well its good to meet my new play-toy. i like to play games. i want to play house. do you want to be the mama or do you want to be the papa?"

with a quake in his voice, Tater replied.. "well.. um sir.. i suppose that given the choice, if you don't mind, i'll guess be the papa."

to which his cellmate said:

"Great! now.. first things first: get your a$$ over here and suck mama's d!%k".

:spank:

[{ESC}Tater-Salad]

:fight :fight

[{ESC}Mikey]

OMG !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROFL