Pictures of a Walmart Christmas

[{ESC}Mikey]

Mostly New Ones…………..
Just when you thought you have seen it all,
another episode of WalMart shoppers pops out ...

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I call a new rule at Walmart:
Peek-a-boo jeans are so-in right now!

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Unfortunately, the only strap working on this entire outfit is the one holding that hair in place

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Conflicted aren't we, he doesn't know whether he's homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual, pansexual, polysexual, asexual, or
ahead of the fashion curve

[{ESC}Mikey]

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Where exactly does one buy this short pink outfit , isle 27?

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So, this is either a cross-dressing nautical Popeye enthusiast OR ..... well, ummm?

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Those purple shorts are HOT!
The house shoe-slippers make the outfit though!

[{ESC}Mikey]

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If this guy with purple hair is the least weird thing going on with him,
would you believe me?

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Just say NO Britney, just say NO.
Britney Spears has really let herself go again, such a waste of talent. Forgive the pun!

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Dear Mrs. Razzlebone-Karbofski,
it was cute to dress your boys Festus and Cletus alike when they were two years old, but at 45, not so much!

[{ESC}Mikey]

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Packing this rear into camouflage shorts is like trying to hide an elephant behind a squirrel

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Men claim they can't meet classy women in stores? At least this one's frank and honest. ...Go figure!

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Is that a THONG or a Sling-shot Ollie Hopnoddle is wearing?
I can't look again or I'll go blind.

[{ESC}Mikey]

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For my own sanity, I have to assume that Gussie Klothgrunt is trying to shoplift those two pork roasts in that shirt.

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Awww .... don't you just love the holiday season!
I hope Abe will be buying some new shirts with his
return-credit money!

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What does Santa's little helper have hidden in her big pink satchel for the kiddies; lots of canned creamed corn and door knobs?

[{ESC}Mikey]

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Perfectly understandable, Elena Kagan was just on her way to the Country Club to sunbathe with the gals, when she remembered she needed some coffee and a couple of yoga videos.

In her haste, she thought: I'll just throw on these gray shorts and I'll be smokin'

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Is that one baby or two, dangling from Raylene's waist like a fanny pack?

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I love talking with Freida.
She always seems so surprised and interested in whatever I have to say

[{ESC}Mikey]

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Holy golden illusions of grandeur, I'll bet there's a 24K smile to go with it!

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Perhaps you can figure out what she's doing or forgot or lost,
I have to go wash my eyes out with bleach

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Either that woman has a tail or Barney is stuck where the sun doesn't shine

[{ESC}Mikey]

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I'm not sure what kinky Bathsheba plans to do with that pie filling,
but there is just something about her that tells me she doesn't bake, or plan on using that pie filling in the kitchen

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I have infinite admiration for the sheer strength of good quality USA made denim jeans.
Consider using that denim on the NASA space shuttle instead of those costly ceramic tiles

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For those times when Super models need fried okra and chicken strips so bad, that they just can't wait for the bleach to set

[{ESC}Mikey]

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Is it even legal to sell that shade of pink?

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Please, someone go provoke him.
I want to see ole Ron whack somebody in the head with a two 2-litre bottle of Squirt!

[{ESC}Ossa]

HAHAHAHHAHAH Canned Creamed corn and doorknobs..... I laughed the hardes at that caption... :