ten dollar bet
Posted: Thu May 08, 2008 9:12 am
Tom walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter,
and sees It filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be
thousands of dollars in it.
Tom approaches the bartender and asks "What's up with the jar?"
"Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the
money."
Tom certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the three
Tests?"
"Pay first, those are the rules." says the bartender. So Tom
gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.
"OK," the bartender says. "Here's what you need to do:
"First - You have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila,
the whole thing, all at once...and you can't make a face while doing it.
"Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore
tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
"Third. - There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never
reached orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta make things right for
her."
Tom is s stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I
won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila,
and then do those other things..."
"Your call, Tom" says the bartender, "but your money stays where
it is."
As time goes on and Tom has a few drinks, then a few more, he
asks, "Where ez zat tequila?" Tom grabs the gallon with both hands and
downs it with a big slurp. Tears streaming down both cheeks, but he
doesn't make a face.
Next, Tom staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and
soon the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on
outside.
They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull
yelping and then silence. Just when they think Tom surely must be dead,
he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody
scratches all over his body.
"Now," Tom says. "where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"
and sees It filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be
thousands of dollars in it.
Tom approaches the bartender and asks "What's up with the jar?"
"Well, you pay $10 and if you pass three tests, you get all the
money."
Tom certainly isn't going to pass this up. "What are the three
Tests?"
"Pay first, those are the rules." says the bartender. So Tom
gives him the $10 and the bartender drops it into the jar.
"OK," the bartender says. "Here's what you need to do:
"First - You have to drink that entire gallon of pepper tequila,
the whole thing, all at once...and you can't make a face while doing it.
"Second, There's a pit bull chained-up out back with a sore
tooth. You have to remove the tooth with your bare hands.
"Third. - There's a 90-year old woman upstairs who has never
reached orgasm during intercourse. You've gotta make things right for
her."
Tom is s stunned. "I know I paid my $10, but I'm not an idiot! I
won't do it! You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila,
and then do those other things..."
"Your call, Tom" says the bartender, "but your money stays where
it is."
As time goes on and Tom has a few drinks, then a few more, he
asks, "Where ez zat tequila?" Tom grabs the gallon with both hands and
downs it with a big slurp. Tears streaming down both cheeks, but he
doesn't make a face.
Next, Tom staggers out back where the pit bull is chained-up and
soon the people inside the bar hear a huge, noisy, scuffle going on
outside.
They hear the pit bull barking, the guy screaming, the pit bull
yelping and then silence. Just when they think Tom surely must be dead,
he staggers back into the bar, with his shirt ripped and large bloody
scratches all over his body.
"Now," Tom says. "where's the old woman with the sore tooth?"