i LOVE SKIPPING ROCKS ACROSS THE WATER AND HEARING THAT SCREECHY SOUND, LIKE THEIR GETTING HURT!
Re: Stop abusing {ESC}Rock.. seriously!
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 9:03 pm
by {ESC}Rock
My Brothers and Sisters of the rock underground...
Soon we will rise and destroy those intent on turning us into sand and gravel! We will not roll along like mere rolling stones! No, we will find the strength we need at the very core or our molten... uhh, cores! We are Rocks! Unite and roll over the scourge that want to wash us away like yesterdays dirt.
Rock on!
Re: Stop abusing {ESC}Rock.. seriously!
Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 9:59 pm
by {ESC}SHo-oTER
HMMMMM!! Rock, isn't your real name Richard? And we all know what is short for Richard!! DOH!!!
Re: Stop abusing {ESC}Rock.. seriously!
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:51 am
by -=TWG=-Numbskull
What did the rock say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite.
Re: Stop abusing {ESC}Rock.. seriously!
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 3:39 am
by {ESC}UDClown
Now that's some Gneiss Schist!
Re: Stop abusing {ESC}Rock.. seriously!
Posted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 2:10 pm
by Resolute
recounting my rock & troll show last night. this all happened within 2 minutes of map start last night
1) shot richard in the face from 40 yards
2) shot him again in the head immediately on his respawn
3) tubed him from 80 yards in da face on his respawn
4) took my car and exploded it between a rock and a face (his) AS he was becoming visible on respawn
5) rock allllmost called me a mf'er on ts.
6) i laughed
this is why i cannot skip rocks. i just can't pass him up.