BIRTH AT 65.
Posted: Sat Jun 14, 2008 6:19 am
With all the new technology regarding fertility recently, ?a 65-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.?
"May I see the new baby?" I asked.
"Not yet," She said ?" I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," She said.
After another f ew minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me.
"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"
"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.?!!"
When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.?
"May I see the new baby?" I asked.
"Not yet," She said ?" I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."
Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"
"No, not yet," She said.
After another f ew minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"
"No, not yet," replied my friend.
Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"
"WHEN HE CRIES!" she told me.
"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"
"BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM. O.K.?!!"