I Hate My Job

[{ESC}Mikey]

When you have an 'I Hate My Job day'

[Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days]

Try this out:
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go
to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal
thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson



Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock
your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone
so you will not be disturbed.



Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your
favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a
surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.



Now the fun part begins.



Take out the literature from the box and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there is
a statement:



'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson &Johnson is
personally tested and then sanitized. '

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I
am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality
control department at Johnson & Johnson.'



HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE
ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN
YOURS!

........Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your
face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an
old sour fart; Maybe you should go and work for Johnson
& Johnson!!!!!

[Don_Andos]

Maybe you should go and work for Johnson
& Johnson!!!!!

no thanks :jester:

[{ESC}Lager]

I wonder how much the testers make???? i guess I'll have to ask Flappy !!! LOL!!!

[{ESC}Mikey]

Flappy is a J&J tester ? ROFL