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Re: as we get older
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:04 pm
by Admin
hahahaha
Re: as we get older
Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 3:14 pm
by {ESC}Lager
Ok now I'm depressed. :tears:
Filling the form out now, LOL !!!!
Re: as we get older
Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:30 am
by {ESC}Mikey
New Living Will Form
I, _{ESC}Mike____________, being of no so sound mind and
body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by
artificial means. Under no circumstances should my
fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who
couldnt pass ninth-grade biology if their lives
depended on it.If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to
sit up and ask for:(please initial all that apply)
___X_____a martini,
___X____chocolate,
___X_____a beer,
___X_____a steak,
___X____ the remote control,
___X____ a bowl of ice cream,
___X____ sex,
___X____ a good cigar,
it should be presumed that I wont ever get better.When such a determination is reached, I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug, reel in the tubes and call it a day.Under no circumstances shall the members of the Legislature enact a special law to keep me on life-support machinery. It is my wish that these
boneheads mind their own damn business, and pay attention instead to the future of the millions of Americans who arent in a permanent coma.
Signature:___Esc Mikey______________ Date: __10/28/08__
Witness: ____Esc Lager______________ Date: __10/28/08__
LOL that was great