Elite Sniper Corps

A middle-aged woman


Seemed sheepish as she


Visited her gynecologist.


'Come now,' coaxed the doctor,


'you've been seeing me for years!


There's nothing you can't tell me.'


'This one's kind of strange...'


'Let me be the judge of that,'


The doctor replied.


'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning
and
heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the
water was full of pennies.'


'I see.'


'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there
were nickels in the bowl.'
'That night,' she went on, 'I went again,


Plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters
!
You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!,' she implored,


'I'm scared out of my wits!'


The gynecologist put a comforting
Hand on her shoulder.
'There, there, it's nothing to be scared
about.'
















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