Little Johnny

[No_Mercy]

Subject: Little Johnny's at it again...
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> A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses.
>She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid,
>stand up!'
>After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The teacher said, 'Do you
>think you're stupid, Little Johnny?' 'No, ma'am, but I hate to see you
>standing there all by yourself!'
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> Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold
>cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make
>myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream
>with a tissue. 'What's the matter?' asked Little Johnny. 'Giving up?'
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> The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention
>in class. She called on him and said,
> 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?' Little Johnny quickly
>replied, 'NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!'
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> Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
>local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board
>of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a
>picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,'
>said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.'
>Little Johnny asked, 'Why didn't you keep him when you took his
>picture?'
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> Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He
>watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up
>and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes,
>Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied,
>'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are
>healthy and in good shape before I buy. Johnny, looking worried, said,
>'Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom .'
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> If this brightened your day, don't let it stop here. Pass it on
>with a smile. Keep spreading the cheer! Pass on to your friends!
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> They like Johnny too ya know!

[{ESC}Lager]

Thanks MN!! Good one!!!! :1st:

I think Little Johnny lives in Baltimore, LOL!!!!

[{ESC}Mikey]

OMG .... Johny :bravo: ROFL