redneck

[{ESC}Mikey]

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OK ...

You might be a redneck if ...

1) You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

2)You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.

3)You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.

4)You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.

5)You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company.

6)You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, "Bout What?"