Re: redneck
Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 11:31 am
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OK ...
You might be a redneck if ...
1) You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
2)You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.
3)You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.
4)You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
5)You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company.
6)You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, "Bout What?"
OK ...
You might be a redneck if ...
1) You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."
2)You think Sherlock Holmes is a housing project down in Biloxi.
3)You think a stock tip is advice on worming' your hogs.
4)You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
5)You think TACO BELL is the Mexican Phone Company.
6)You got stopped by a state trooper. He asked you if you had an I.D. And you said, "Bout What?"