CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'
Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:17 am
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick . Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex that makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel great. I be at work soon..........You got nice house!
The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex that makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel great. I be at work soon..........You got nice house!
