NEWFIE and the TREES
Posted: Mon Nov 30, 2009 10:39 am
A NEWFIE NAMED ERIC IS DRIVING HOME AFTER DOWNING A FEW AT THE LOCAL
PUB.
HE TURNS THE CORNER AND SEES A TREE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. HE
SWERVES TO AVOID IT.
HE REALIZES THERE'S ANOTHER DIRECTLY IN HIS PATH!
HE DISCOVERS HIS DRIVE HOME IS CAUSING HIM TO VEER FROM SIDE TO SIDE
TO AVOID ALL THE TREES.
MOMENTS LATER HE HEARS A POLICE SIREN AND STOPS HIS CAR.
THE OFFICER APPROCHES HIS CAR AND ASKS HIM WHAT ON EARTH IS HE DOING.
ERIC TELLS THE STORY OF THE TREE ON THE ROAD WHEN THE OFFICER STOPS HIM
IN MID SENTENCE AN SAYS...
FER Heaven SAKES, ERIC, THAT'S YER AIR FRESHENER !
PUB.
HE TURNS THE CORNER AND SEES A TREE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD. HE
SWERVES TO AVOID IT.
HE REALIZES THERE'S ANOTHER DIRECTLY IN HIS PATH!
HE DISCOVERS HIS DRIVE HOME IS CAUSING HIM TO VEER FROM SIDE TO SIDE
TO AVOID ALL THE TREES.
MOMENTS LATER HE HEARS A POLICE SIREN AND STOPS HIS CAR.
THE OFFICER APPROCHES HIS CAR AND ASKS HIM WHAT ON EARTH IS HE DOING.
ERIC TELLS THE STORY OF THE TREE ON THE ROAD WHEN THE OFFICER STOPS HIM
IN MID SENTENCE AN SAYS...
FER Heaven SAKES, ERIC, THAT'S YER AIR FRESHENER !
