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RELIGION???

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:46 pm
by {ESC}Chief
THREE LITTLE BOYS were concerned because they couldn't get anyone to play with them
They decided it was because they had not been baptized and
didn't go to Sunday school

So they went to the nearest church. But, only the janitor was there.

One little boy said, "We need to be baptized because no one
will come out and play with us.
Will you baptize us?"

Sure," said the janitor.

He took them into the bathroom and dunked their little heads
in the toilet bowl, one at a time.
Then he said, "You are now baptized!"

When they got outside, one of them asked,
"'What religion do you think we are?"

The oldest one said, "We're not Kathlick,
because they pour the water on you."

"We're not Babtis,
because they dunk all of you in the water."
"We're not Methdiss,
because they just sprinkle water on you."

The littlest one said, "Didn't you smell that water?"
They all joined in asking, 'Yeah! What do you think that means?'

"I think it means we're
Pisskopailians!"

Re: RELIGION???

Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 4:47 pm
by {ESC}Chief
THE JOKE ABOVE IS TOWARDS THE 3 BOYS NOT THE RELIGION.

GET OVER IT.

NOT GOING TO GET INTO A RELIGIOUS BATTLE.

LOVE YAS ALL.

Re: RELIGION???

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 11:57 am
by {ESC}Mikey
Very good Chief LOL

:) :) :)

Re: RELIGION???

Posted: Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:38 pm
by Luigi
teehee, good ol religion...