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YoMama's secret to a long and happy life
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 8:20 am
by ScRiPt3r
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said,
"I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels
every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.
:UNDER:
Re: YoMama's secret to a long and happy life
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:10 am
by {ESC}Tater-Salad
:36_11_23:
Re: YoMama's secret to a long and happy life
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 11:27 am
by {ESC}Mikey
OMG .... At least she is happy !
Re: YoMama's secret to a long and happy life
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:00 pm
by {ESC}Master
happy is happy
Re: YoMama's secret to a long and happy life
Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:39 pm
by {ESC}Azvrel
Re: YoMama's secret to a long and happy life
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 5:22 am
by *Mama*
but the 
still defy gravity! 
Re: YoMama's secret to a long and happy life
Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 11:43 am
by Ripper
:boob2: :UNDER:
Re: YoMama's secret to a long and happy life
Posted: Wed Jul 28, 2010 12:44 pm
by Admin
and she still has her hair!!!
Re: YoMama's secret to a long and happy life
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:35 am
by ScRiPt3r
: :sit
Re: YoMama's secret to a long and happy life
Posted: Fri Aug 27, 2010 9:39 am
by {ESC} Jens
can someone post on here number? she's freaking adorable
lol ftw
bit of truth behind that though
still defy gravity!