News Headline: TaterSalad MIA After Weekend At Beach
Posted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 4:26 pm
Mr. & Mrs. TaterSalad went to the beach last weekend for a relaxing time by the water before the autumn coolness set it.
While there, Mrs. TaterSalad was getting looks and whistles from EVERYONE! Guys would come up to ask if they could spread a little sun oil on her firm body. This is what she was wearing:
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This made Mr. TaterSalad very upset and jealous thinking, "Why doesn't anyone look at me?"
So, he thought for a minute and said to himself, "If she is getting looks for what she was wearing and everyone was fussing over her, maybe I should change what I was wearing. That's it! I'll do something similar and get the attention of the ladies."
After a quick run to the local Trunks-R-Us shop, he came back with not one, but two items that were sure to get him noticed! The first didn't work so well but he did get some whistles from a couple of drag queens. His first item of choice was:
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But after many attempts of wanting to be the center of attention he decided to go with his second choice. He thought, "If I show them my best side while I get a good tan, then they are bound to notice me and make a fuss. That will show her that I still have it." This being sad, he changed his suit into this:
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But again, he didn't get the response he wanted. Guys were coming up to him, slapping him on the ass and when he rolled over they would run and scream knowing they had just spanked a guy and not a topless girl.
"I am so frustrated. This is pissing me off. I am going to sit in the car, grab a lefty, and just forget the entire day," he said as he stormed off! Several minutes later, he was in the car with his dear old friend:
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A few concerned parents saw him in deep "conversation" and thought what he was doing was in appropriate. They called the police and later that evening, the story was on the news with this mugshot:
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When asked for a comment, all he said was, "I have something to give back to those parents who can't keep their nose in their own business and to those guys who are obviously in need of an eye exam. I have this to give them!"
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The Governor saw the news report and immediately thought it was a terrorist attack and asked that Tater be executed in the morning.
After being sent to the electric chair, friends and family posted this photo in the paper asking that everyone please remember Mr. TaterSalad for being the good man that he was and not a terrorist:
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Mr. TaterSalad will be back again next year when a new crop is planted. Until then, may the servers be free of those darn TaterNades that were custom built.
However!!! If you do seem him online it isn't him but his evil spirit known as:
While there, Mrs. TaterSalad was getting looks and whistles from EVERYONE! Guys would come up to ask if they could spread a little sun oil on her firm body. This is what she was wearing:
[resizedimg]http://myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpress ... 118411.jpg[/resizedimg]
This made Mr. TaterSalad very upset and jealous thinking, "Why doesn't anyone look at me?"
So, he thought for a minute and said to himself, "If she is getting looks for what she was wearing and everyone was fussing over her, maybe I should change what I was wearing. That's it! I'll do something similar and get the attention of the ladies."
After a quick run to the local Trunks-R-Us shop, he came back with not one, but two items that were sure to get him noticed! The first didn't work so well but he did get some whistles from a couple of drag queens. His first item of choice was:
[resizedimg]http://whi.s3.leg.thumbs.lg1x8.simplecd ... 225422.jpg[/resizedimg]
But after many attempts of wanting to be the center of attention he decided to go with his second choice. He thought, "If I show them my best side while I get a good tan, then they are bound to notice me and make a fuss. That will show her that I still have it." This being sad, he changed his suit into this:
[resizedimg]http://9gag.com/photo/5294_540.jpg[/resizedimg]
But again, he didn't get the response he wanted. Guys were coming up to him, slapping him on the ass and when he rolled over they would run and scream knowing they had just spanked a guy and not a topless girl.
"I am so frustrated. This is pissing me off. I am going to sit in the car, grab a lefty, and just forget the entire day," he said as he stormed off! Several minutes later, he was in the car with his dear old friend:
[resizedimg]http://lorla.com/blog/wp-content/upload ... ers-08.jpg[/resizedimg]
A few concerned parents saw him in deep "conversation" and thought what he was doing was in appropriate. They called the police and later that evening, the story was on the news with this mugshot:
[resizedimg]http://chickenmafia.com/pictures/mr_pot ... n_jail.jpg[/resizedimg]
When asked for a comment, all he said was, "I have something to give back to those parents who can't keep their nose in their own business and to those guys who are obviously in need of an eye exam. I have this to give them!"
[resizedimg]http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/imag ... c7b8e9.jpg[/resizedimg]
The Governor saw the news report and immediately thought it was a terrorist attack and asked that Tater be executed in the morning.
After being sent to the electric chair, friends and family posted this photo in the paper asking that everyone please remember Mr. TaterSalad for being the good man that he was and not a terrorist:
[resizedimg]http://www.ifanca.org/images/graphics/potato.jpg[/resizedimg]
Mr. TaterSalad will be back again next year when a new crop is planted. Until then, may the servers be free of those darn TaterNades that were custom built.
However!!! If you do seem him online it isn't him but his evil spirit known as:
