Elite Sniper Corps

Officer, this is how the fight started...

I rear-ended the car in front of me. I admit that. It was my fault. So, we both pull over to the side of the road, and slowly the driver of the car I hit gets out of his car. . .. And you know how you just get sooo stressed... and life... sometimes life seems like... suddenly funny?

Well, the driver of the car I hit is a DWARF!

He gets out of his car and I get out of my car. He is frowning and scowling and he storms over to me. Right up close at me he looks up in my face and says, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'

And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I look down at him and I said, 'Well, if you're not Happy -- which one are you?'
.. . and that's when the fight started...

lol

PoW_Bearman wrote:

And I don't know what possessed me, officer, but I look down at him and I said, 'Well, if you're not Happy -- which one are you?'
.. . and that's when the fight started...

lol good one!

:36_11_23: :36_11_23: :36_11_23: :36_11_23: :36_11_23: bear you are a bitch

This what you need to deal with a unhappy Dwarf......

lager omg really funny hahaaaaa

{ESC}Ripper wrote:bear you are a bitch

I only use that type of language in the bedroom. But I don't think your ready for that... nor are you the right person.

PoW_Bearman wrote:

{ESC}Ripper wrote:bear you are a bitch

I only use that type of language in the bedroom. But I don't think your ready for that... nor are you the right person.

Bunny? care to step up?

:sit

{ESC}ScRiPt3r wrote:

PoW_Bearman wrote:

{ESC}Ripper wrote:bear you are a bitch

I only use that type of language in the bedroom. But I don't think your ready for that... nor are you the right person.

Bunny? care to step up?

:sit

Typical and closted ... why are you pimping out your main man?

was just trying to help out a brutha