Elite Sniper Corps

An Irish guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."

The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."

The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."

Lol, My girlfriend even laughed. (She doesn't really:])

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HAHA ... that sounds like our Irish, people !!! :bravo:

LOL!!! good one scriptmuffins!

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lol

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lol good one

i take offence at that! EACH SHEEP IS A VALUED MEMBER OF THE COMMUNITY!! I mean they make good lamb chops

...sure K.V.......sure

Anyone interested in buying a pair of velcro gloves, a slightly used electric fence and some knee high work boots?