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Top 10 Signs

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 10:54 am
by {ESC}Bear
Top Ten Signs Your Spouse May Be Having an On-Line Affair

10. Lately she sits at the computer naked.

9. After signing off, he always has a cigarette.

8. The giant rubber inflatable disk drive.

7. In the morning, the computer screen is all fogged up.

6. He's gotten amazingly good at typing with one hand.

5. She makes sarcastic remarks about your "software".

4. Lipstick on the mouse.

3. During sex, she screams "A colon backslash enter insert!"

2. The fax file is filled with pictures of someone's butt.

1. The jam in the laser printer is a pair of underwear.

Re: Top 10 Signs

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 11:26 am
by Admin
hehehehehhe

Re: Top 10 Signs

Posted: Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:52 pm
by {ESC}Bunny
I will use this as a handbook...to cover up the tracks. Thanks big bear!