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Why you should never ask a woman for directions!!!

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 5:55 am
by Capt.Winters
My wife has just taken the "never ask a female directions" to a whole new level.

When I was approaching a T junction on a flat road I asked which direction to take, Julie's confident reply was "UP!".

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It was at this point I realised why a man had the idea of a flying car!

Re: Why you should never ask a woman for directions!!!

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 6:10 am
by {ESC}CraftyCelt
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Re: Why you should never ask a woman for directions!!!

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:22 am
by Admin
hahaha same reason why i dont do maps,,i sent us in the oppisite direction once,,had the map upside down,,now in my defence,,it was a half city map,,,lolol

Re: Why you should never ask a woman for directions!!!

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:33 pm
by Gothic
{ESC}BlackRose wrote:hahaha same reason why i dont do maps,,i sent us in the oppisite direction once,,had the map upside down,,now in my defence,,it was a half city map,,,lolol
Give us a cod gps mini map, we will find the way. unlike most of men that don't never use it.

Re: Why you should never ask a woman for directions!!!

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:43 pm
by {ESC}Pappy
Capt. Winters was being kind and thoughtful to ask. He was in a catch 22 situation. Had he not asked, he would have never heard the end of it. I wonder where the conversation went afterwards.....left or right?
:grandpa:

Re: Why you should never ask a woman for directions!!!

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:56 pm
by Capt.Winters
Pappy you have obviously been in a similar situation!

When I asked what "UP!" meant I was told it meant "LEFT!" so I immediately turned right and found the house we were looking for.

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Re: Why you should never ask a woman for directions!!!

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 3:14 pm
by {ESC}HvyMtlRulz
hahahahahhahaaaa....that was a really good laugh.....I dont ask for directions...I plan where I'm going before I leave the house!!!!

Re: Why you should never ask a woman for directions!!!

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:50 pm
by {ESC}Pappy
Heavy got that right - that's why God invented Google......and printers and GPS stuff. But on a map, left would be "up"........right Rose?

Re: Why you should never ask a woman for directions!!!

Posted: Sat Jan 28, 2012 8:36 pm
by Admin
thats right pappy,,,and worms checks the gps now!!!!lololol