GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER

[{ESC}Mikey]

ROFL ... this is way to much fun .... You need to give me back my meds, there are not for you

[Don_Andos]

: : : :ebiggrin: :ebiggrin:
its a "little offtopic i guess :jester:

[{ESC}Destroyer]

Yes it is LOL you spammers :P


Nice list Rose :D

Simon (me) says it's a very good list :P

[Admin]

Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put
> them down and forget where they left them.
>
> A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth
> control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.
>
> One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates
> can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
>
> My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.
>
> The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.
>
> The nice part about living in a small town is that when
> you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.
>
> The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight
> because by then, your body and your fat are really good
> friends.
>
> Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
>
> Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I
> regain consciousness.
>
> I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept
> rubbing together and setting fire to my knicker's.
>
> Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and
> it shrinks 2 sizes!
>
> Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things
> like...'You know sometimes I forget to eat!' .....Now I've
> forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys,
> but I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a
> special kind of stupid to forget to eat!
>
> The trouble with some women is that they get all excited
> about nothing and then they marry him.
>
> I read this article that said the typical symptoms of
> stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving
> too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect
> day!

[{ESC}Mikey]

ROFL Great Rose LOL
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[{ESC}Tater-Salad]

[{ESC}NightWitch]

That's creepy lookin'...

[Admin]

Tater how did you do that!!!LOLOL jk