HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM

[Admin]

1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of men's used size 14-16 work boots.

2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo Magazine

3. Put a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.

4. Leave a note on your door that reads:

Bubba, Bertha, Duke, Slim, & I went for more ammo and beer. Be back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls; they attacked the mailman this morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait outside. Be right back. – Cooter

[TunnelRat]

LMAO!!!!

awesome. may have to try that trick.

that would stop me from peeking in. :hello:

[{ESC}Lager]

LOL!!!!!

Cooter!!! LOL!!!!!

[Admin]

I need TUG to mail me one of those magazines!!!