The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
An Irish guy...
An Irish guy walks into his bedroom with a sheep on a leash and says, "Honey, this is the cow I make love to when you have a headache."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
The wife, lying in the bed reading a book, looks up and says, "If you weren't such an idiot, you'd know that's a sheep, not a cow."
The guy replies, "If you weren't such a presumptuous bitch, you'd realize I was talking to the sheep."
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{ESC}Sneek
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Lol, My girlfriend even laughed. (She doesn't really:])
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{ESC}Tool4Hire
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HAHA ... that sounds like our Irish, people !!! :bravo:
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LOL!!! good one scriptmuffins!
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i take offence at that! EACH SHEEP IS A VALUED MEMBER OF THE COMMUNITY!! I mean they make good lamb chops
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...sure K.V.......sure
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Anyone interested in buying a pair of velcro gloves, a slightly used electric fence and some knee high work boots?
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