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After being married for 49 years, a wife asked her
husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, then said, "You're an
alphabet wife ..... A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asks ... "What the hell does that mean?"
He said,"Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant,
Foxy, Gorgeous, and Hot".
She smiled happily and said ..."Oh, that's so lovely -
but what about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctor is
fairly optimistic about saving his testicles.
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