Bashing trolls

[-=TWG=-Numbskull]

Do you ever wake up in the morning thinking, “Lady BettyBoop Boop's insincere, selfish mind games create a mechanism of censorship that begs to be abused and manipulated by those in power?” Well, so do I. Let me start by stressing that I am not attempting to suppress anyone's opinions, nor do I intend to demean BettyBoop personally for her beliefs or worldviews on trolls. But I do feel that I must celebrate knowledge and truth for the sake of knowledge and truth. Her costive game of chess—the ignorant chess of aspheterism—has continued for far too long. It's time to checkmate this bad-tempered troll hating , temerarious blusterer and show her that I would be grateful if she would take a little time from her rigorous schedule to navigate a safe path between the Scylla of BettyBoop's Troll hateing games of the ESC news letter. Of course, pigs will grow wings and fly before that ever happens.

I mean, BettyBoop says that she knows 100% of everything 100% of the time. You know, I don't think I have heard a less factually based statement in my entire life. Several things she has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement of hers that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something to the effect "I find internet trolls to be a particularly vile form of human, as they suffer little to no consequence for being a complete ass."
I want to see all of us working together to pursue virtue and knowledge. Yes, this is an idealistic approach to actualizing our restorative goals. Nevertheless, you should realize that BettyBoop is nothing if not salacious. The facts are indisputable, the arguments are impeccable, and the consequences are undeniable. So why does BettyBoop believe that Troll bashing is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions? (God only knows that numbskull is not the sharpest Crayon in the draw) The bigger question is the following: Does her oversized ego demand that she sensationalize all of the issues of being a troll? My answer is, as always, a model of clarity and the soul of wit: I don't know. However, I do know that if she were paying attention—which it would seem she is not, she has hurt Nummy and has has taken away his life of a troll, as I've already gone over this—she'd see that she says that moral relativism is the catholicon for all the world's ills. That's a stupid thing to say. It's like saying that her plane of understanding Trolls is beyond the realm of human imagining. Anyway, I hope I've made my point, which is that Lady BettyBoop Boop's grandiose narcissism serves as her primary defense against shame. This had to be said as it has taken a troll on me. Thank you Numbskull

[Admin]

hahahahaha

[-=TWG=-Numbskull]

LMAO I had nothing to do ,so i set out to troll a little :roll:

[{ESC}Betty_Boop]

Your argument is invalid. I shall explain my thoughts below, thus shedding light on your vituperated criticism, and consequently turning your statements to a troll stone of wasted intelligent discourse.

"Lady BettyBoop Boop's insincere, selfish mind games create a mechanism of censorship that begs to be abused and manipulated by those in power?" Adhominem reference - your argument is invalid, and assigning my opinion as a Marxist mentality is quite a stretch of your obviously vivid imagination. Plus, you have poorly considered punctuation. In addition, your persistent reference of me as a "Lady" is so far off base that it is almost an insult to my trailer park dwelling progenitors. I apparently have curbed my nautical vernacular and pipe fitting verbiage far too much. I was trying to be polite to those on the Grand Island across the pond. I apologize for my transgressions and heretofore pledge to increase my use of colorful language to banish all thought and comparison of myself to women who are far more worthy of the title, "Lady."

"... BettyBoop says that she knows 100% of everything 100% of the time." Again, an argument based on a personal attack is a logical fallacy, and such a statement has neither been inferred, nor stated outright. You may not pass this bridge, but you may remain under it if you so choose.

"It's time to checkmate this bad-tempered troll hating , temerarious blusterer and show her that I would be grateful if she would take a little time from her rigorous schedule to navigate a safe path between the Scylla of BettyBoop's Troll hateing games of the ESC news letter" - Spelling, my Padawan, spelling. And let us not forget the comparison of me to a cave dwelling sea monster with the "Scylla" reference. See above about the ad hominem fallacy, unless you are my ex-husband, in which case his persistent delusion of his victimization has become so ingrained in his psyche as to become truth known only to himself, thus the title is "earned" in his mind.

"I want to see all of us working together to pursue virtue and knowledge." Amen to that, and this thought is quite possibly the only decent, logical statement in your entire diatribe.

"...she says that moral relativism is the catholicon for all the world's ills..." Again, with the Marxian references; seriously? I am an American, through and through, and have proved that with my service to my country. While there are many things about our democratic republic that I loath, I don't believe that slipping into a caste system is a "panacea", as you so imply. I do, however, believe that the ability to reach out and literally slap the snot out of an opinionated douche-monger should be our next big technological advance right after the "Nutri-Madic" of Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy fame.

In conclusion, I thank you for your effluvial opinion, regardless of its grand misguidance and logically errant nature. This is America, after all, and even a Numbscull deserves to air his/her opinion. In this case, a vat of Troll Spray is in order, and can be shipped free if you have a membership to Amazon Prime.

Boops - <---------troll bashing club

[-=TWG=-Numbskull]

Lmao is that what i called you lol, thank you for upgrading my status "opinionated douche-monger"

In conclusion, I thank you for your effluvial opinion, regardless of its grand misguidance and logically errant nature. This is America, after all, and even a Numbscull(spelling) deserves to air his/her opinion. In this case, a vat of Troll Spray is in order, and can be shipped free if you have a membership to Amazon Prime.

[{ESC}Betty_Boop]

lolz..

[{ESC} WildRide]

Here maybe ya can learn something...lol
Then come back...ha ha

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[{ESC}Tuc]

That's about 10 minutes of my life that I will never get back...

[{ESC}Betty_Boop]

lol

[*Mama*]

That's about 10 minutes of my life that I will never get back...

That's what she said..