Bashing trolls
Posted: Sat Mar 29, 2014 11:51 am
Do you ever wake up in the morning thinking, “Lady BettyBoop Boop's insincere, selfish mind games create a mechanism of censorship that begs to be abused and manipulated by those in power?” Well, so do I. Let me start by stressing that I am not attempting to suppress anyone's opinions, nor do I intend to demean BettyBoop personally for her beliefs or worldviews on trolls. But I do feel that I must celebrate knowledge and truth for the sake of knowledge and truth. Her costive game of chess—the ignorant chess of aspheterism—has continued for far too long. It's time to checkmate this bad-tempered troll hating , temerarious blusterer and show her that I would be grateful if she would take a little time from her rigorous schedule to navigate a safe path between the Scylla of BettyBoop's Troll hateing games of the ESC news letter. Of course, pigs will grow wings and fly before that ever happens.
I mean, BettyBoop says that she knows 100% of everything 100% of the time. You know, I don't think I have heard a less factually based statement in my entire life. Several things she has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement of hers that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something to the effect "I find internet trolls to be a particularly vile form of human, as they suffer little to no consequence for being a complete ass."
I want to see all of us working together to pursue virtue and knowledge. Yes, this is an idealistic approach to actualizing our restorative goals. Nevertheless, you should realize that BettyBoop is nothing if not salacious. The facts are indisputable, the arguments are impeccable, and the consequences are undeniable. So why does BettyBoop believe that Troll bashing is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions? (God only knows that numbskull is not the sharpest Crayon in the draw) The bigger question is the following: Does her oversized ego demand that she sensationalize all of the issues of being a troll? My answer is, as always, a model of clarity and the soul of wit: I don't know. However, I do know that if she were paying attention—which it would seem she is not, she has hurt Nummy and has has taken away his life of a troll, as I've already gone over this—she'd see that she says that moral relativism is the catholicon for all the world's ills. That's a stupid thing to say. It's like saying that her plane of understanding Trolls is beyond the realm of human imagining. Anyway, I hope I've made my point, which is that Lady BettyBoop Boop's grandiose narcissism serves as her primary defense against shame. This had to be said as it has taken a troll on me. Thank you Numbskull
I mean, BettyBoop says that she knows 100% of everything 100% of the time. You know, I don't think I have heard a less factually based statement in my entire life. Several things she has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement of hers that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something to the effect "I find internet trolls to be a particularly vile form of human, as they suffer little to no consequence for being a complete ass."
I want to see all of us working together to pursue virtue and knowledge. Yes, this is an idealistic approach to actualizing our restorative goals. Nevertheless, you should realize that BettyBoop is nothing if not salacious. The facts are indisputable, the arguments are impeccable, and the consequences are undeniable. So why does BettyBoop believe that Troll bashing is a viable and vital objective for our nation's educational institutions? (God only knows that numbskull is not the sharpest Crayon in the draw) The bigger question is the following: Does her oversized ego demand that she sensationalize all of the issues of being a troll? My answer is, as always, a model of clarity and the soul of wit: I don't know. However, I do know that if she were paying attention—which it would seem she is not, she has hurt Nummy and has has taken away his life of a troll, as I've already gone over this—she'd see that she says that moral relativism is the catholicon for all the world's ills. That's a stupid thing to say. It's like saying that her plane of understanding Trolls is beyond the realm of human imagining. Anyway, I hope I've made my point, which is that Lady BettyBoop Boop's grandiose narcissism serves as her primary defense against shame. This had to be said as it has taken a troll on me. Thank you Numbskull
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