funny

[{ESC}Irish687]

> Wine taster..
>
>
> At a wine merchants, the regular taster died and the director started
> looking for a new one to hire.
>
> A drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came to apply for the position.
> The director of the warehouse wondered how to send him away.
>
> They gave him a glass to drink.
>
> He tried it and said, "It's a Muscat , three Years old, grown on a
> north slope, matured in steel containers". Low grade but acceptable.
>
> "That's correct", said the boss.
>
> Another glass.... "It's a cabernet, eight years old, a south-western
> slope, oak barrels, matured at 8 degrees. Requires three more years for
> finest results.."
>
> "Correct."
>
> A third glass...''It's a pinot blanc champagne, high grade and
> exclusive'' calmly said the drunk.
>
> The director was astonished. He winked at his secretary to suggest
> something.
>
> She left the room, and came back in with a glass of urine.
>
> The alcoholic tried it.
>
> "It's a blonde, 26 years old, three months pregnant and if you don't
> give me the job, I'll name the father."

[{ESC}Tater-Salad]

[{ESC}Lager]

LMAO!!!!!!!