A guy walks into a bar in Cleveland..
Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 12:26 am
A guy walks into a bar in Cleveland wearing a Brown's jersey and carrying a cat that also has a Brown's jersey on with a little Brown's helmet on his head. The guy says to the bartender, 'Can my cat and I watch the Browns-Steelers game here? My TV at home broke down, and my cat and I always watch the game together.'
The bartender replies, 'Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed In the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave.'
The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon Cleveland manages to kick a field goal, and the excited cat jumps up on the bar, walks all the way down, and gives everyone a high five.
The bartender says, 'Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?'
The guys answers, 'I don't know, I've only had him for 4 years.'
The bartender replies, 'Normally, cats wouldn't be allowed In the bar, but it's not very busy in here right now, so you and the cat can have a seat at the end of the bar. But, if there's any trouble with you or the cat, I'll have to ask you to leave.'
The guy agrees, and he and his cat start watching the game. Pretty soon Cleveland manages to kick a field goal, and the excited cat jumps up on the bar, walks all the way down, and gives everyone a high five.
The bartender says, 'Hey, that's pretty cool! What does he do for a touchdown?'
The guys answers, 'I don't know, I've only had him for 4 years.'