NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

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(1) Fine :

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Five Minutes :

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

(3) Nothing :

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) Go Ahead :

This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh :

This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay :

This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks :

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' , that will bring on a 'whatever')

(8) Whatever :

Is a woman's way of saying GO TO HELL

(9) Don't worry about it:

I got it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

[{ESC}Amoniac]

not all the time but sorry most of the time!!! lol

[{ESC}Pappy]

You forgot one.......in a previous post by Capt. Winters his wife used the word "up".....meaning turn left bozo.....

[{ESC}Rath]

nice one