Stop abusing {ESC}Rock.. seriously!

Talk about anything you want here.
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Or Sarah McLachlan will get very angry...
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I step on rocks everyday!
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i LOVE SKIPPING ROCKS ACROSS THE WATER AND HEARING THAT SCREECHY SOUND, LIKE THEIR GETTING HURT!
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My Brothers and Sisters of the rock underground...

Soon we will rise and destroy those intent on turning us into sand and gravel! We will not roll along like mere rolling stones! No, we will find the strength we need at the very core or our molten... uhh, cores! We are Rocks! Unite and roll over the scourge that want to wash us away like yesterdays dirt.

Rock on!
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{ESC}SHo-oTER
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HMMMMM!! Rock, isn't your real name Richard? And we all know what is short for Richard!! DOH!!!
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What did the rock say to the geologist? Don’t take me for granite.
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{ESC}UDClown
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Now that's some Gneiss Schist!
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recounting my rock & troll show last night. this all happened within 2 minutes of map start last night

1) shot richard in the face from 40 yards
2) shot him again in the head immediately on his respawn
3) tubed him from 80 yards in da face on his respawn
4) took my car and exploded it between a rock and a face (his) AS he was becoming visible on respawn
5) rock allllmost called me a mf'er on ts.
6) i laughed

this is why i cannot skip rocks. i just can't pass him up.
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Res...

Do I really need to say it???

DOUCHE!

LOL! :fyeah: :yahoo: :lol: :eyebulge: b-boobs
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hahaha. good times...turd...
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